K&K

K&K is one of those low-key massage spots that don’t get much mainstream attention but still have a steady stream of customers. Tucked away in a hidden location, it’s not exactly the most luxurious place, but it has its own charm for those who know what to expect. Whether you’re there for a regular massage or something extra, K&K offers a unique experience—one that’s definitely not for the picky or faint-hearted.

The Legit Side: Massage & Ambiance

Let’s start with the basics. The place itself is pretty minimalistic, with a setup that feels more like a small drinking bar than a full-on spa. The stone-cold floors and thin mattresses don’t scream comfort, and the rooms are only divided by curtains, so privacy isn’t exactly top-tier. If you’re used to high-end massage places, this might take a little getting used to.

That said, the front desk is straightforward. Once you check in, you’re guided to your room, which is just a few steps away. Because of how dark the place is—almost pitch black—it’s hard to tell how clean everything is, but by that point, most customers just roll with it. It’s one of those “I’ve already paid, so let’s just go” moments.

Place rating: 4/10

The Massage: A Rollercoaster of Pressure

K&K offers a massage that can be hit or miss, depending on the therapist you get. In this case, the experience started off a bit unusual—less oil than usual, which made the pressure feel extra intense. For those who like deep tissue massages, this might be a plus, but for others, it can be borderline painful. The pressure fluctuated throughout the session, light at times and suddenly strong again, making it feel like the therapist had something personal against the muscles.

Overall, if you like a strong massage, this might work for you. But if you prefer a more relaxing experience, you might find yourself saying “agay” a few times.

Massage rating: 5/10

The Extra Services: Where K&K Shines

Now, here’s where K&K stands out. Toward the end of the session, therapists may drop hints about extra services (ES). A whisper of “apilon ni sir?” is usually the signal that things are about to get interesting. The usual offerings include a Lingam massage for PHP 1,500 with touch or PHP 2,000 if you want a little extra. Some customers report that more might be available, but as always, it depends on the therapist (YMMV).

ES rating: 10/10

K&K may not be the best-looking or most comfortable massage spot in Cebu, but it delivers in ways that keep people coming back. If you can overlook the simple setup and tough massages, the therapists make up for it in other ways. It’s one of those places where you either embrace the experience or decide it’s not for you. Either way, it’s definitely one for the books.